Green Acres is not the place for me!

Upon arrival in Germany, Julie decided to go out "for a walk by myself." Well, just like Zsa Zsa Gabor found out, farming is not her thing. Here is a picture of her new best friend. He offered to help with Julie's farmhand training by letting her get really close, and then relieving himself. In her words, "it sounded like a fire hose and I had to move really fast." After that lesson, he then moved on to advanced farming, and offered to give her a birdseye view of the cow reproduction process. "They're awful big to do that," she said. Hmm. Do we let her go on any more walks alone?